75th Anniversary
Submitted by Kawrider
This joke was posted 03/20/01
| A
very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding
anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is
something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite
looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?" The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. "Yes, Yes he did," The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife
was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks
"Who? Who was he? Who was the father?" |