No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
found in: men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, NC

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, TX

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA."