Coma
This joke was posted 03/20/01
| A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a
sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on
the monitor when she touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened,
telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a
little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is
skeptical but they assure him that they'll close the
curtains for privacy. Besides, it's worth a try. The husband finally
agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor
flatlines..... no pulse....
no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there pulling up his
pants and says, "I think she choked."
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