Which condom would you use....?

This joke was posted 03/20/01

 

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.


Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.


Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.


Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.


Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.


Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.


Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.


Ford Condoms: The best never rest.


Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.


Dodge Condoms: Ram Tough

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.


California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?


Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.


KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.


Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.


Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.


Campbell+s Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.


General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!


AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.


Bounty: The quicker picker upper.


Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ?


Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....


M&M condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!


Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.


MCI: For friends and family


Doublemint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!


The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.


Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta is ready when you are.


United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.


The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.

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