The Perfect Couple
This joke was posted 03/20/01
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of the roadside in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge
bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas,
the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they
were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving
conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first
place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man...
(Women, end here. Men, keep scrolling.)
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
(By the way if you're a woman, and you're reading
this...this brings up another
point....women never listen either....... ;-)