One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers: "God bless
Mommy. God bless Daddy. God bless Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."

Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it.

The next day, the Grandfather died.

About a month or two later the father heard his son saying his
prayers again: "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. GoodBye
Grammy."

The next day the grandmother died.

Well, the father was getting more than a little woried about the
whole situation. Two weeks later, the father once again overheard
his son's prayers. "God Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."

This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say
anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the
traffic. He stayed all through lunch and dinner. Finally after midnight
he went home. He was still alive! When he got home he appologized
to his wife. "I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad day at work today."

"You think you've had a bad day?", the wife yelled,

"The mailman dropped dead on our doorstep this morning!"

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