This joke was posted 03/20/01

 1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he

 misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each

 drive-by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he

 attempt before he has to reload?

 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine, and he sells an 8-ball

 to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per

 gram. What is the street value of the balance of cocaine

 if he does not cut it?

 3. Rufus is pimping 3 girls. If the price is $65 for

 each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn

 so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

 4. Dino wants to cut his half-pound of heroin to make

 a 20% profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

 5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy

 and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs and 3 4x4s,

 how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $800?

 6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got

 $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending

 $100 per month, how much will be left when he gets out

 of prison, and how many years will he get for killing

 the bitch that spent his money?

 7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and

 the average letter is 2 square feet, how many letters

 can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

 8. Hector knocked up 6 of the girls in his gang. There

 are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls