This joke was posted 03/20/01

     If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line while we trace your call.     
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.     
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.   

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