Alien Sex

It seems one night a flying saucer lands in Pasadena, Texas, in the back yard of Tim & Ingrid. 
A male and female alien emerge from the flying saucer and introduce themselves as being from the planet Mars.     
They explain that they have come to Earth for an experiment. Tim asks, "What do you want from us?" 
The aliens reply that they want to see what it is like to have sex with an earthling and wonder if Tim and Ingrid would like to join them with their experiment. Well Tim and Ingrid think it over and finally say OK.
Tim takes the female into one bedroom while Ingrid takes the male into another bedroom.
After the male alien is undressed Ingrid looks over at him and starts laughing.
The alien asks what is so funny. 
Ingrid replies, "I am sorry, I shouldn't have laughed, but you are not large enough to satisfy any woman here on Earth!"
The alien replies, "No problem, watch this."  He grabs his ears and it starts growing to 10 inches.
Ingrid smiles and says, "Now that is more like it."
A few hours later after the aliens have gone Tim asks Ingrid, "Did you enjoy sex with the alien?"  
"It was fantastic!" replies Ingrid. Ingrid asks, "Did you enjoy sex with the alien?
"Tim replies "It was OK except she kept pulling my ears."

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