Points to Ponder
This joke was posted 03/20/01
Rule of thumb for evaluating computer
technology: If it works, its obsolete.
You know what the problem with a lot of
people is?
Overpopulation.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but
always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in adultery?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is
to buy a replacement.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is a sexually transmitted condition..
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Don't sweat petty things...or pet sweaty things