Etch-A-Sketch.
This joke was posted 03/20/01
Corporate has defined a lower cost
alternative for Mac to NT
conversions that also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue:
The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Jan,
1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an
Etch-A-Sketch.
There are many sound reasons for doing this:
| 1.
No Y2K problems 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done. 3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails. |
Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
| Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of
these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't shake it. ---Brought to you by the letters Y and K and the number 2. |