Emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are
represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass cons"?

Here goes:

       (_!_)     a regular ass

       (__!__)   a fat ass

       (!)       a tight ass

       (_._)     a flat ass

       (_^_)     a bubble ass

       (_*_)     a sore ass

       (_!__)    a lop-sided ass

       {_!_}     a swishy ass

       (_o_)     an ass that's been around

       (_O_)     an ass that's been around even more

       (_x_)     kiss my ass

       (_X_)     leave my ass alone

      (_zzz_)    a tired ass

      (_o^o_)    a wise ass

      (_13_)     an unlucky ass

      (_$_)      Money coming out the ass

      (_?_)      Dumb Ass

                     ..ooo*"""**ooooo .oo*""*ooo..
                . oo*"            "*o.oo*"            "*o.
               . o"                    'o"                       "o
                o                       o                          *o
              .o                        o                           'o
             o                         o                             o
             o                          o                            o
            o                            o                           o
            o                           \o/                          o
            o                          --0--                         o
            o.                          /o\                          o
            o                            o                           o
           "o                           o                            o
            o'"                         o                           oo
            oo                          o                           oo
             oo.                        oo                         oo
              'ooo.                   .oo.                      ooo
               "o ""oo,,        ,,oO-'Oo,        ,,,,,,..oo"o
                o.          """"""     oo       """""         .o
                'o                      oo                     o'
                *o                     oo                     o
                 'o                      o                     o
                  o                      o                    o
                  o                      o                   o
                   o                     o                  o
                   o                     o                  o
                   o                     o                  o
                   o                     o                  o

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