The preacher said that, for a change, he would call out a word and anyone
who could think of a hymn that involved that word, just start singing and
we will all join in.

He called out "wood" and in just a second 10 people started singing The Old
Rugged Cross.

He called out "love" and a little 6 year old started singing Jesus Loves me.

He then called out "sex."  Not a sound.

Again he called out "sex."  A little old lady in the back row suddenly
stood up and started singing,
Precious Memories.