Online Employee Evaluation Form
KNOWLEDGE:
| THE SON OF A BITCH REALLY KNOWS HIS SHIT. | |
| KNOWS JUST ENOUGH TO BE DANGEROUS. | |
| ONLY HALF A BRAIN AND IS DANGEROUS. | |
| FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGED. HIS COFFEE CUP HAS A HIGHER I.Q. |
ACCURACY:
| DOES EXCELLENT WORK IF NOT PREOCCUPIED WITH PUSSY. | |
| PRETTY GOOD. ONLY OCCASIONALLY BLOWS IT OUT HIS ASS. | |
| HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS SHOES TO COUNT HIGHER THAN TEN. | |
| COULDN'T COUNT HIS BALLS AND GET THE SAME NUMBER TWICE. |
ATTITUDE:
| EXTREMELY COOPERATIVE- IF YOU KISS HIS ASS FREQUENTLY. | |
| BROWN NOSER IN GOOD STANDING. | |
| OFTEN PISSES OFF CO-WORKERS. THINKS HE OWNS THE PLACE. | |
| DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, NEVER DID, NEVER WILL. |
RELIABILITY:
| REALLY A DEPENDABLE LITTLE COCKSUCKER. | |
| WORKS SO HARD THAT HE MUST TAKE AN EXTRA DAY OFF EACH WEEK. | |
| CAN RELY ON HIM TO BE THE FIRST ONE OUT THE DOOR. | |
| TOTALLY FUCKING WORTHLESS. |
APPEARANCE:
| EXTREMELY NEAT. EVEN COMBS HIS PUBIC HAIR. | |
| LOOKS GREAT ON HIS DAYS OFF. | |
| FLIES LEAVE FRESH DOG SHIT TO GO FOLLOW HIM. | |
| DIRTY, FILTHY, SMELLY SON OF A BITCH. |
PERFORMANCE:
| GOES LIKE A SON OF A BITCH IF THERE IS MONEY IN IT FOR HIM. | |
| DOES ALL KINDS OF GOOD SHIT AT EVALUATION TIME. | |
| WORKS WELL AFTER AN ENEMA. | |
| COULDN'T DO LESS IF HE WERE IN A COMA. |
LEADERSHIP:
| CARRIES A CHAINSAW AND GETS GOOD RESULTS. | |
| MACHO ATTITUDE. COMMANDS TOTAL DISGUST | |
| DOG FASTED THREE DAYS LAST TIME HE BROUGHT HOME PORK CHOPS. | |
| MOTHER TERESA TOLD HIM TO GET FUCKED. |
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I UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE BEEN COUNSELED AND UNDERSTAND MY RIGHTS UNDER THE
PRIVACY ACT OF 1974. I FURTHER ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AM AS FUCKED UP AS A
FOOTBALL BAT AND I WILL MAKE SOME ATTEMPT TO CORRECT MY DEFICIENCIES.
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