Crutches
submitted by Kawrider
This joke was posted 03/20/01
| When the man first noticed that his penis was growing
larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But several weeks, and
nearly nine inches later, the man became concerned and the couple went to see a urologist.
After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, the man's condition could be cured thru corrective surgery. "How long will he be on crutches?" the patient's wife asked anxiously. "Crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well, yes," the wife said coldly, "You're planning to lengthen his legs, aren't you?" |