Stolen Car
submitted by Kawrider
This joke was posted 03/20/01
| A man
walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat
sees him and approaches. "Can I help you, fella?", asks the cop. "Yesss,
ssshombody stole my car!" the man replies. The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It was at the end of this key", the man says. At this point the cop looks down to see that the man's hootie is hanging out of his trousers. The cop asks the man, "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?" The man looks down woefully and moans, "OHHH GOD...they got my girlfriend, too!!" |