Secret Box
submitted by Kawrider
This joke was posted 03/20/01
| A wife kept her secrets in a hat box under
the bed. Her husband, Abie,respected this privacy, and on not one occasion did he pry....until
their 30th wedding anniversary. "In all our years of marriage," he said with a
tone of inquisitivenes, "I've never asked to see what you keep in that box under the
bed. Will you show me tonight?" "Certainly, darling..." she replied with a glint in her eye. She returned from the bedroom placing the box on the table.She untied the delicate box. Her husband was stunned to see $16,000 and three eggs. "I'm amazed!" he cried. "But tell me, why the three eggs?" "Well, every time we made love, if I considered your performance below average, I would place an egg in the box." Abie's chest puffed with pride, "Well, that's good, just three eggs in thirty years, but tell me, where did the $16,000 come from?" "Every time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them." |