Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach and picks it up and, suddenly, a female genie appears from the bottle.   "Master, I may grant you one wish," says the genie with a smile.

"Hey, don't you know who I am?  I don't need no woman to give me nuttin!" barks Rodman.  The genie pleads, "But
Master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned  to this bottle forever."

Dennis thinks a moment.  Grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he says, "Ok, ok.  I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning.

So just do it!"  Giving the genie an evil glare, he screams, "Now leave me alone!"

So the very annoyed genie says, "So be it!" and disappears back into the bottle. Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.   His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.