Sighting #1:
I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my
roommate asked me if he could use my coffee maker. I said, "Sure." The next
thing I hear is, "Hey, where do you put the coffee?" I turn to see that he has
filled the filter basket with water and is unsuccessfully trying to keep the
water in the basket by plugging the hole at the bottom with his finger. He and
the floor are both covered with water.
Sighting #2:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said,
"If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded
knowingly, "That's why we ask."
Sighting #3:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the
street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind
people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind
people doing driving?"
Sighting #4:
At a goodbye lunch for an old and dear co-worker who is leaving the
company due to "rightsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "This is fun.
We
should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just
looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.
Sighting #5:
I worked with an Induhvidual who plugged her power strip back into
itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not
turn on.
Sighting #6 (a rare "double
sighting"):
A friend had a brilliant idea for saving disk space. He thought if he
put all his Microsoft Word documents into a tiny font they'd take up less room.
When he told me I was with another friend. She thought it was a good idea too.
Sighting #7 (from Tech Support):
Tech Support: "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"
Induhvidual: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she
downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"
Sighting #8 (from Tech Support):
Induhvidual: Now what do I do?
Tech Support: What is the prompt on the screen?
Induhvidual: It's asking for "Enter Your Last Name."
Tech Support: Okay, so type in your last name.
Induhvidual: How do you spell that?