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This joke was posted 03/20/01
During a recovery period from an operation,
an elderly, semi-retired nurse came into the room with a specimen
container.
She said, "I'll be back shortly to retrieve your specimen."
A few moments after she left a young volunteer came in with
breakfast.
This meal consisted of a small glass of grapefruit juice,
two small pieces of toast, two scrambled eggs,
butter and a small dish of fruit.
Not really caring for grapefruit juice,
I poured the contents into the specimen container,
ate the rest of the meal, and waited for the
attendant to remove the tray of dishes.
The young volunteer took the tray and dishes
and upon leaving, the HEAD NURSE entered.
As she was reviewing the specimen, she said,
"That does not look to be too clear."
I immediately took the container and drank its contents,
and said, "Let's filter it again." Whereupon she fainted to the
floor.