Nursing Home

Jim and Bob are in a the same room in a nursing home. Jim is setting on the porta potty acting like he is driving RRRRRrrrrrr RRRRRrrrrr.

The nurse comes in the room and ask Jim what the hell he is doing and Jim replies he is going to Chicago. Bob is laying on the bed sound a sleep.

Later in the night the nurse comes in the room and Jim is still on the porta potty cussing and acting like he is driving. The nurse ask what is wrong? Jim replies the traffic and the people in Chicago are driving him nuts.

The nurse starts to leave, but looks over at Bob in bed and he is masturbating. She says Bob what are you doing? Bob says "OH! I AM SCREWING JIM'S WIFE WHILE HE IS OUT OF TOWN."