Check the Oil
Submitted by Kawrider
This joke was posted 03/20/01
| A blonde pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car, opens
the hood,and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking, she takes
the dipstick in her hand and, raising her chest high, walks up to the attendant. "Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?" "May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?" "Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!" |