STOP
Before you read this, decide what your favorite color is.
No looking ahead or changing your mind, either. Got it?
Ok, read on...Your Favorite color is the "Key to Your Sexual Life"
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you
drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is
the colors you select for your possessions. Most people claim
they haven't a favorite color. But look around you, and you'll
notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home decor.
The predominant color for you is the one that appears most
frequently -- it's the one that mirrors the sexual you.
A panel of psychologists, explained the association between
color and sexual patterns.
My color is blue
RED:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex
in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to
extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly
blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
YELLOW:
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex
and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. But don't
panic -- not everyone who wears yellow is gay. In most cases the person will consent to
the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the
fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.
PINK:
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual
matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases
they flaunt their femininity --
but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of
prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like
pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who
will make three dates for the same evening and not keep
one, preferring to pick up someone in some bar instead.
Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.
PURPLE:
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too
sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess
their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple
partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
BLACK:
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily
meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the
sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are
usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at
their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim
that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of
mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
GREEN:
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their
approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their
life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing
sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will
never need worry about infidelity.
ORANGE:
Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies.
The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which
they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love.
They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel
it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a
darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex
partner's back.
BROWN:
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate.
Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their
partners. Love is a 24 hour a day thing, where you can't say "I love you" often
enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue
is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But
their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.
GREY:
The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about
anything -- including color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey
look at sex as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham,
bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of
two reasons: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in
the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another
color, the grey spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a grey marries
another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.
BLUE:
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere,
affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art
and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately
ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy
sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a
tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the
aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is
a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.
WHITE:
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy.
These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the
daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will
shower before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals. |