When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.


Sign by a urinal said: "The same guy who removes the cigarette butts from the urinal also puts the ice in your drinks."

While in a pub in England, a condom machine in the men's room had this on the ad: "Manufactured to strict British standards."  Underneath, someone had scratched, "So was the Titanic."