Baby Crib
submitted by Kawrider
This joke was posted 03/20/01

One night a wife found her husband standing over their
newborn baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood  looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a  mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment and skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening, she  slipped her arms around her husband.  

"A penny for your thoughts," she whispered in his ear. 

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $99.95!"

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