This joke was posted 03/20/01

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Larry is a 20-year old ninth grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each word in a sentence. Vocabulary Foreclose, Rectum Axe, Disappointment, Penis, Israel, Catacomb, Undermine, Acoustic, Iraq, Stain, Seldom, Odyssey, Tripoli, Hotel, Honor, Fortify, Income |
| Foreclose; If I pay alimony this
month, I got no money foreclose. Rectum; I had two Cadillacs but my ol' lady rectum both. Axe; The policeman wanted to axe me some questions. Disappointment; My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment then they gonna send me back to the big house. Penis; I wen tto the doctor and he handed me a cup & said penis. Israel; Alonso tried to see me a rolex. I said man, dat looks fake. He said bullshit, dat watch israel. Catacomb; Don King was at the fight the other night. Man somebody oughta give that catacomb. Undermine; There is a fine looking ho living in the apartment undermine. Acoustic; When I was leddle my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall. Iraq; When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break. Stain; My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, do you plan on stain for dinner. Seldom; My cousin gave me two tickets to the nicks game so I seldom. Odyssey; I tol my borther you odyssey the tits on that ho. Tripoli; I was gonna buy my ol lady a bra for her birthday but I couldn't find a Tripoli. Hotel; I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everyone. Honor; At the rape trial the judge axed my buddy who be honor first. Fortify; I axed the ho how much and she say fortify. Income; I just in bed with da ho and income my wife. |
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