No More Pussy

One day a kid is walking home from school. He had been pushed around all day by the bully so he was really fuckin' pissed.

He walked up the driveway of his farm house and saw a pig. He ran up and kicked it. It went flying through the air and his mother ran out yelling "No more ham for you!"

He got even madder. He looked over and saw a chicken in the yard and ran up and kicked it. It went flying through the air and his mother ran out yelling "No more chicken for you!"

Just then his father pulled up on the tractor and it stalled. He couldn't get it started again. He got off the tractor and saw the cat walk in front of him so...he kicked it. The mother ran out and the boy said, "Are you gonna tell him ma or should I?"