Two Women

 Two women waiting at the pearly gates strike up a  conversation.  "How'd you die?" the first woman asks.
 "I froze to death," says the second.
 
 "That's awful," says the first woman. "How does it    feel to freeze to death?"
 "It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second   woman. "You get  the shakes, and you get pains in   all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very  calm way to go. You get numb and you kind  of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you,  how did you die?"
 
 "I had a heart attack," says the first woman. "You  see, I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly.  I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone, watching TV. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
 
 The second woman shakes her head. "That's so  ironic," she says.  "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.