Flight to Wichita

 

A pompous minister was seated next to an attorney on a flight to Wichita.

 

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The attorney asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

 

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. He replied in disgust," I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch these lips."
 

The attorney then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said," I didn't know we had a choice."