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I see your point,
but I still think you're full of it.
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I don't know what
your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
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How about never? Is
never good for you?
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I see you've set
aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
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I'm really easy to
get along with once you people learn to see it
my way.
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I'll try being nicer
if you'll try being smarter.
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I'm out of my mind,
but feel free to leave a message.
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I don't work here.
I'm a consultant.
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It sounds like
English, but I can't understand a word you're
saying.
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Ahhh...I see the
screw-up fairy has visited us again...
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I like you. You
remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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You are validating
my inherent mistrust of strangers.
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I have plenty of
talent and vision. I just don't give a ! damn.
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I'm already
visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
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I will always
cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
you.
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Thank you. We're all
refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of view.
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The fact that no one
understands you doesn't mean you're an
artist.
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Any connection
between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
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What am I? Flypaper
for freaks!
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I'm not being rude.
You're just insignificant.
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It's a thankless
job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
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And your crybaby
whiny-butt opinion would be...?
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Do I look like a
people person?
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This isn't an
office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
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I started out with
nothing & still have most of it left.
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Sarcasm is just one
more service we offer.
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If I throw a stick,
will you leave?
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Errors have been
made. Others will be blamed.
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Whatever kind of
look you were going for, you missed.
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I'm trying to
imagine you with a personality.
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A cubicle is just a
padded cell without a door.
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Can I trade this job
for what's behind door #1?
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Too many freaks, not
enough circuses.
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Nice perfume. Must
you marinate in it?
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Chaos, panic, &
disorder -- my work here is done.
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How do I set a laser
printer to stun?
