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Salt Truck
As a trucker stops for a red light, a
blonde catches up. She jumps out of her
car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my
name is Heather and you are losing some of
your load."
The trucker
ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches
up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on
the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you
are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her
again and continues down the street. At
the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker lowers the
window. Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and
as she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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